My top ten things ..

That I like to do (not in any order mind ...)

1. Put both my fists in people's mouths and check out all their teeth.
2. Pick up my own food with my own hands and examine it in both hands, between ALL my fingers, inside out, back to front, squish it altogether and then stick it in my mouth.
3. Inspect all my friends' bags in the nursery. I like to take them down off the hook, and take everything out of their bags to make sure that there is nothing naughty hidden in the bag. I like to start from one end, and slowly make my way to the end of the hooks.
4. Open mummy's bottom drawer, and take everything out! VERY FAST- as I usually have limited time to do this!
5. Shake the gates to the sleeping room at the nursery and laugh and laugh at all the babies trying to sleep.
6. When I am suppose to be sleeping at nursery, I like to stand up and take down all the paper stuck on the board above the bed and rip it to tiny little shreds. Hee hee hee. That will teach them for putting me to sleep.
7. Roll and wriggle and wriggle and try to crawl away when mummy or daddy are trying to put my nappy on.
8. Turn the page of the book that mummy or daddy is reading to me before they've finished reading that page.
9. Change the channel (or switch the tv off) on the remote control at the most inopportune moment, like a critical moment of a sporting match that daddy is watching.
10. Play with mummy's belly button. She tries to hide it from me, but I know where it is (under her shirt), so I lift up her shirt and put my finger in her belly button and wriggle!